Rumpelstiltskin

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Rumpelstiltskin

dances in a Medora sombrero

Rumpelstiltskin sleeps on a cot under the stairs

 

Rumpelstiltskin

never eats his veggies

Rumpelstiltskin knows Cinderella

 

Lives on Sesame Street

behind Oscar’s cafe

Eating Garbage

 

Rumpelstiltskin hates it

when his socks loose their elasticity

Rumpelstiltskin is Rapunzel’s dad

 

Who knew his beard was fake

Rumpelstiltskin is tired

of reality TV

 

He yearns for a return

to radio and Fractured Fairy Tales

Rumpelstiltskin used to move furniture

 

Before he sold babies and used cars

I want to be like Rumpelstiltskin

be the name of a candy bar

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