dances in a Medora sombrero

Rumpelstiltskin sleeps on a cot under the stairs



never eats his veggies

Rumpelstiltskin knows Cinderella


Lives on Sesame Street

behind Oscar’s cafe

Eating Garbage


Rumpelstiltskin hates it

when his socks loose their elasticity

Rumpelstiltskin is Rapunzel’s dad


Who knew his beard was fake

Rumpelstiltskin is tired

of reality TV


He yearns for a return

to radio and Fractured Fairy Tales

Rumpelstiltskin used to move furniture


Before he sold babies and used cars

I want to be like Rumpelstiltskin

be the name of a candy bar

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